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A nightmare of deception and evil...

Nomination Year: 2022

SYNOPSIS: The Black Ninja Clan hires Ghost Ninja, a beautiful witch dressed in white, to kill some people they don't like. There's also a forgetful wizard and his fat sidekick. And zombies, for some reason.

Smithee Award Nominations

Most Ludicrous Premise
Ninja Land Grab The Black Ninja Clan will stop at nothing to reclaim their ancient ancestral land, their ancient ancestors' remains, and...their magic? But the greedy landowner may not sell. This may even require (gasp) the Four Falcons!	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
"There Are No Ghosts! Only Ghost Ninjas!" The scared guy who found Sally says she was killed by a ghost. But our hero says there are only ghost ninjas!	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Acting Appropriately Stupid
Are You a Ninja? Answer: YES. A bunch of thugs heard that Richard Harrison was a ninja. So they decide to test him. And they find out the hard way.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
Booooobs! A couple starts getting hot and heavy. Then a ghost appears and starts masturbating. Suddenly -- NINJA! He lowers his sword as the amulet of gold Kryptonite banishes the ghost. Then there's a ninja action figure...annnd she wakes up. WTF?	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Godfrey Ho	Possibly directed more Smithee films than anyone else - also known as: Alton Cheung, Tommy Cheung, Ho Chi-Keung, Elton Chong, Daniel Clough, Leong Fui Fong, Antonin Gasner, Martin Greenfield, Godfrey Hall, Zhi Jiang He, Benny Ho, Chi-Mou Ho, Chun-Sing Ho, Fong Ho, York Lam, Bruce Lambert, Charles Lee, Frank Lewis, Joe Livingstone, Jerry Sawyer, Victor Sears, Robert Young, Albert Yu.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Richard Harrison	Ninja Master Gordon	best Caucasian Ninja ever!
Tao Chiang	Kogan	Prolific Chinese chop-sockey actor with 194 credits, still going. You've probably seen him, even if you don't remember his name. AKA "Ting Hsuen- Yuan" (his birth name), "To Kong," "Do Kong," "Kong Do," and "Chiang Dao." And in Golden Dragon, Silver Snake: Johnnie Chan!
Curtis Yao	George
Yang Tan	Firecracker	Mr. Wang in Formosa Sisters and Ghost Married.
Yuan Yi	Magic Chan	General Tai in Blood of the Dragon, Challenge to Devil Area, New Miracle Fighters, Ninja vs. Shaolin, and Shanghai Massacre.

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