Kick to Death: Death Kick (1998)

Death Kick
The Prosecutor

Tagline(s):	When Justice Cannot Be Served, Vengeance Must Be Taken
	Vengeance Must Be Taken

Nomination Year: 2023

SYNOPSIS: We're supposed to believe that the star (who is also the writer) is an attorney as well as a world-class kickboxer. Five of his disgruntled former clients form a conspiracy pact to assassinate him. They capture our protagonist and trap him in a hidden warehouse. Then, one by one, each "tortures" him (the women mainly by taking off their clothes) and he must face his/her champion in combat. It's a gauntlet of hand-to-hand(-to-foot) combat to the death! Can he survive all the fists, the kicks, and the tits??

Bryan Cassidy

Smithee Award Nominations

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
A Literal Fucking Lunatic Alexendria has Lane right where she wants him. And to punish him for all his supposed wrongdoings...she's going to molest him. Yikes! Best acting in the movie: He had to act like he wasn't enjoying that.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Acting
The Best Place To Hide Is Around Other People's Bad Acting Earnest Hart, Jr. slurs and pauses his way through his lines. But EVERYONE in this scene is horrible. And the whole "Best place to hide is around lots of people" is a gem.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
William Patrick Crabtree	His only credit. Or blame. Take your pick.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Michael Hartig	Adrian Lane	Some kind of kickboxer enthusiast, he wrote himself a doozy of a script, then went and starred in it.
Jesse Bean	Robert Tolcou	Officer Freeman in the Bad Movie Police franchise. A man after our own hearts.
Earnest Hart Jr.	Andrew Teal	Billed as "Four Time [sic.] World Kickboxing Champion." He did stunts in Mortal Kombat and was an uncredited Ice Thug in Batman & Robin.
K.C. Carr	Alexandria Dunavich	Played a stripper in White Palace. Seems to have no qualms taking her clothes off on camera.
Corinne Malcom	Tracey White
Deborah E. Loveless	Melinda "Matty" Kempt


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