Tagline(s):

Fear is a State of Mind.

Nomination Year: 2023

SYNOPSIS: 

No, it's not THAT Scary Movie.

What has to the be wimpiest, fraidy-cat, nerd protagonist is cajoled into going into a Texas county fair's haunted house attraction while rumors of an escaped homicidal lunatic circulate. As blood and death seem to start to pile up in the haunted house, it looks certain that our lunatic is on the loose and is picking off fairgoers one by one. This makes our dork hero very paranoid, so it's up to him to save the day...or IS IT??

Smithee Award Nominations

"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
This Movie Makes Me Wanna Crap Something Else Exasperated with his errant cow, Farmer Basil exclaims: "You make me wanna crap green onions." WHAT?

Best One-Liner
"If I Wanted To Hear from an Asshole, I'd Fart." "If I Wanted To Hear from an Asshole, I'd Fart." Pretty much says it all.

Inane Dialogue
Brad Sums Up the Plot "Psycho killer escapes on Halloween Night...Yeah, Right!"

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Daniel Erickson	Also directed Eve's Necklace. And that's about it.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
John Hawkes	Warren	Nomiated for an Oscar, somehow. I guess you have to pay your dues. Mark in The Sessions, Teardrop in Winter's Bone, and Charlie in *inhale* Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri *exhale*.
Suzanne Aldrich	Barbara
Ev Lunning	Sheriff Pat Briggs	More a voice actor (especially video games), got his start as Captain Nemo in the "Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water" franchise.
Mark Voges	Jerry
Butch Patrick	Butch	Yes, Eddie Munster himself! But he's been through a lot since his child-star days. He starred in what I consider the single weirdest, most drug- inspired, terrorfest TV show of all time: "Lidsville" (look it up). Was the voice of Milo in the animated The Phantom Tollbooth. Now reduced to cameos and bit parts in Bad Movies.

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