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The Time Travelers  (1964)
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Tagline(s):Step Through "The Time Portal"
 Step Through "The Time Portal" beyond the crack in Space and Time where the fantastic world of the Future will freeze your blood with its weird horrors!
 A time warp futuristic thriller!
 SEE women who use the Love Machine to allay the male shortage!
 You are in the Future before it happens!
Nomination Year: 2023
SYNOPSIS: 

A group of four scientists (all right, three scientists and a comic sidekick) develop a technology that creates a time portal window. The klutzy sidekick guy (of course) jumps/falls right through and gets stuck in the far future, so the rest of them have to follow. The portal closes, trapping them in the far-flung year of 2071.

They find themselves in a blasted landscape and are immediately chased by "mutants," but are rescued in the nick of time by the last remaining true humans, descendants of those who survived intact from the atomic wars. They live in an underground bunker and have been frantically searching the cosmos for another habitable planet, because our solar system won't cut it anymore. They've built a spaceship, see, and it's only a matter of time before the mutants breach their defenses and destroy them all. They have to leave before those defenses fail.

The middle of the film is just an endless "gee whiz" of "future tech." Oh, and I should mention that someone--director, writer, whoever--must have been a frustrated stage magician, because there are many, many practical effects of "future tech" that are just rehashed stage illusions.

Sadly, however, our four time travelers ultimately can't go with the future-people because of weight/resource issues, so they have to try to re-create their time-window experiment. They succeed JUST as the mutants attack and destroy the spaceship and all but a handful of future-people, who escape to the past with our protagonists.

But due to a time anomaly, they're "sped up by a million times" and have come back a little too soon--they see their original selves testing the time window! Invisible to their "frozen" past-selves, everyone escapes through the time-window to another dimension or something as the movie then repeats on endless loop for no good reason.

Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
Worst Science
The Vibra-Transporter! Be Sure to Tip Your Waiters.
Varno gives some bullshit explanation about all matter being made of vibrations and the matter-transporter breaks those up and like a radio...blah blah blah. This culminates in an obvious false-bottom illusion from any hack magic act. And maybe I should mention that this handy tech that could have saved many lives later is never used or mentioned again. Pity Danny didn't disappear for good.
Crummiest Ending
Endless Loop! EndlessLoop! Endlessloopndlslopndlslpndlslp...
At the start of the film, there was a slight distortion they remarked on. Now we know what it was. It was THEMSELVES (and some future folks) zooming into the time window, unseen. But now we return to the originals, and get to see faster and faster recaps of the WHOLE MOVIE over and over! But why?! Sure, they overlapped themselves a bit, but they went on to a new place and time! Why would we stick with the originals each loop? This one made me actually facepalm.
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Ib Melchior Helmed The Angry Red Planet and The Time Travelers, as well as wrote Death Race 2000
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Preston Foster Dr. Eric von Steiner When you think of the clean-cut, heroic, thin- mustachioed leading man of the '30s, you're thinking of this guy. A long and (somewhat) illustrious career spanning from 1929 to 1968. Was Bud Clark in Two Seconds, Pete in I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang, Marcus in The Last Days of Pompeii, and Capt. John Herrick on "Waterfront." 
Philip Carey Steve Connors Asa Buchanan on "One Life to Live"; before that, was in a lot of Westerns and war pics like Calamity Jane and Mister Roberts
Merry Anders Carol White Dodie Wilson in The Hypnotic Eye, Estelle in Tickle Me (with Elvis!), Alice on "Never Too Young," and Policewoman Miller on "Dragnet." Plus lots more. 
Steve Franken Danny McKee Played kinda goofy characters in sci-fi flicks when younger; a mish-mosh of TV later. Was on 30 episodes of "The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis." And was in Westworld as a technician. 
John Hoyt Varno Thin-faced and blond, he's often a scientist, but played many roles (over 200!) from the '40s on. Things like Sydney Stanton in When Worlds Collide, Caius in Spartacus, and Mr. Franz in Attack of the Puppet People. Finished his career as Grandpa Kanisky on "Gimme a Break!" 
Dennis Patrick Councilman Willard Nearly always playing the chisel-faced meanie, Patrick is the guy you like to hate. Was Vaughn Leland on "Dallas," but I will always fondly remember him as Jason McGuire on "Dark Shadows," the guy who first un-tombed Barnabas Collins. 
Joan Woodbury Gadra A career spanning from the '20s through the '50s...and The Time Travelers in '64. She was the dame in many a noir film: Brenda Starr, Charlie Chan, The Whistler, Ten Cents a Dance, Here Comes Trouble and more. 
Berry Kroeger Preston Those cupids-bow lips... He favored horror/sci-fi parts and TV appearances. Was Preston in The Time Travelers; Ernst Rohm in Hitler!; and Packett in Gun Crazy
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