Snow Monster vs. Ice Shark  (2019)
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Snow Monster
Nomination Year: 2024
SYNOPSIS: 

A genetic research corporation loses contact with an Artic expedition, so to rescue them, they send out another team which includes China's answer to Indiana Jones. After many pitfalls, dungeons, and booby traps, the rescue team stumbles across a land of giant monsters, the primitive tribe that worships them, and the remnants of the first team. But...betrayal is in their midst!

It should perhaps also be mentioned that there really is no "vs. Ice Shark" in this movie. There were multiple ice sharks, and each one, although gargantuan to humans, was about the size of a medium-sized bass to the even-more-gargantuan Snow Monster, which basically grabbed "the ice shark" by the tail and smacked it against a mountain like a sardine until it died.

Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
Worst Science
The Thing with the Thing with the Thing
The Professor exults that he finally found it! Found what? A Smithee treasure-trove of pseudo-scientific bullshit! Ends with the cryptic "If Purgatory looks like this, who'd want to go to Heaven?"
Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Huang He Also directed The Lord of the Monsters and Underground Monster. Guess he has a thing for monsters. 
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Juncheng Wu Ren Yifei  
Yongxian Zhang Shen Yiqin  
Tang Xin Wen Cai  
Yongbo Jiang Heng Li  
Xu Shaoqiang Shen Renhong  
Norman Chu Shen Renhong Known for The 36th Chamber of Shao Lin and Duel to the Death, as well as MANY other chop-sockey flicks. 
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