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Guardians  (2009)
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The Guardians
Nomination Year: 2024
SYNOPSIS: Alex Lovecraft and his Scooby Gang fight extra-dimensional vampires who've destroyed a town, while protecting a group of survivors holed up in a school.
Greg Pearson
Smithee Award Nominations
Worst Special Effect
Rocket Launcher, Monster Vision, Chain Gun
The long scene starts with a horrific CGI "vampire", continues with it batting a CGI rocket launcher out of the air, then (after a van chase which involves the CGI Monster-Vision Cam©), becoming the target of a CGI chain gun. Ugh.
Stupidest-Looking Monster
Cut-Rate Predator Goes Roof Surfing
Cut-rate Predator goes roof surfing.
Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Drew Maxwell Directed The Dark Knight. LOLOLOL, yes, but not THAT one. The 2011 one whose actual title is Dark Nemesis. Wrote AND directed Guardians
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Shannon Watson Alex Lovecraft Owen Bishop in The Sleeper
Tara Ketterer Liz Was Jamie in Spermicide and one of the barrel girls from those episodes of "Dexter." 
Hemi Marcum Marcus Dick in October Moon 2: November Son
Sally Huynh Mika  
Chris Bell Alan  
Benjamin Budd Kevin Chase in Actually, Adieu My Love and Will in The Recovered. Which his career clearly did not. 
Tylan Canady Mike Brian in Carnivorous
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