Blood Beach (1981)
Nomination Year: 1993
SYNOPSIS: "Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...you can't GET to it." Some subterranean monsters forgotten by evolution infest a beach in a teeming seaside community. The creatures suck hapless beachgoers under the sand and devour them. What's more, they're ready to spawn! A local police chief must somehow defeat the sandy menace. (Hm. The inspiration for Tremors, perhaps?)
- Worst Science
Knit One, Purl What?
The nutty professor explains how evolution works. Incorrectly, of course.
- Best One-Liner
Random Similie Time
"Your advice is as about as useful as whiskers on a sausage."
"Oh, I Wish I Were an Oscar MayAARRGGH!"
The would-be rapist gets his schlong ripped off by the creature, just at the moment of truth.
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