Areia Sangrenta [Portuguese]
Blodiga Sandens Offer [Swedish]
Blood Beach - Horror am Strand [German]
Den Blodiga Stranden [Swedish]
Den Blodige Strand [Danish]
Dødens Strand [Norwegian]
Kanli Plaj [Turkish]
Krvava Plaza [Serbian]
La Plage Sanglante [French]
La Playa del Terror [Spanish]
Playa de Sangre [Spanish]
Playa Sangrienta [Spanish]
Praia Sangrenta [Portuguese]
Spiaggia di Sangue [Italian]
To Beach Party tou Aimatos [Greek]
Verisen Hiekan Uhrit [Finnish]
Tagline(s):
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water -- you can't get to it.
The five people believed to have drowned here never even made it past the SAND!
Just when it's safe to go back in the water... you can't get across the beach!
...where the water may be the safest place to be!
It's a nice place to visit, but you don't want to die there.
The California coast, playground of America, until something deep beneath the sand turned it into Blood Beach.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water -- you can't get to it...and if you're in the water, stay there.
...where the water is the safest place to be!
Nomination Year: 1993
SYNOPSIS: "Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...you can't GET to it." Some subterranean monsters forgotten by evolution infest a beach in a teeming seaside community. The creatures suck hapless beachgoers under the sand and devour them. What's more, they're ready to spawn! A local police chief must somehow defeat the sandy menace. (Hm. The inspiration for Tremors, perhaps?)
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
Worst Science
Knit One, Purl What?
The nutty, sweater-sporting Dr. Dimitrios (aka "Professor Pause") explains how evolution works. Incorrectly, of course. Every living thing is in a "state of evolution."
Best One-Liner
Random Similie Time
"Your advice is as about as useful as...*draws card* whiskers on a sausage."
Wha--??
"WHAT?!"
"Oh, I Wish I Were an Oscar MayAARRGGH!"
The would-be rapist gets his schlong ripped off by the creature, just at the moment of truth.
Easily mistaken for Michael Ironside,
Saxon has been
in nearly 200 roles. From Lt. Thompson
in the
A Nightmare on Elm Street
franchise to
Roper in Enter the Dragon
to Agent Chase
in From Dusk Til Dawn.
You've seen him.
Potential leading man who was up-and-
coming...until he was murdered in '85. Capt.
Buckholz in Firefox; Brian
Dockett in Ice Castles; and
David Jackson in St. Helens.
Callie Travers in High Plains
Drifter, Deanna Corleone in
The Godfather: Part II and
of course Helen Noel from that original
"Star Trek" episode "Dagger of the
Mind" ("Helennn!").
Many minor parts in some large films,
like Del Gue in Jeremiah
Johnson, Mr. Morton in (the
original) Carrie, Fritz in
What's Up, Doc?, Mayor
Hobart in High Plains
Drifter, and Professor Schreiner/Johnson in
Silver Streak.