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Blood Beach (1981)

Nomination Year: 1993
SYNOPSIS:  "Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...you can't GET to it." Some subterranean monsters forgotten by evolution infest a beach in a teeming seaside community. The creatures suck hapless beachgoers under the sand and devour them. What's more, they're ready to spawn! A local police chief must somehow defeat the sandy menace. (Hm. The inspiration for Tremors, perhaps?)

Worst Science

Knit One, Purl What?
The nutty professor explains how evolution works. Incorrectly, of course.

Best One-Liner

Random Similie Time
"Your advice is as about as useful as whiskers on a sausage."

"WHAT?!"

"Oh, I Wish I Were an Oscar MayAARRGGH!"
The would-be rapist gets his schlong ripped off by the creature, just at the moment of truth.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
John Saxon Interchangable with Michael Ironside 
Director Claim to Fame
Jeffrey Bloom  

Bryan Cassidy

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