Firehead (1991)

Nomination Year: 1992
SYNOPSIS:  Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.

Worst Science

High-Velocity Bullcrap
A woman says in awe of the scientist: "You're the one who pioneered high-velocity magnetism!" Don't ask me what the heck that is -- I thought magnetism worked at pretty much any speed.

Worst Acting

Must Be the Director's Kid
I know that children have less experience than adults, but there are actually a lot of talented youngsters out there. You'd think that a production company could find one of those. Instead, we get this little girl (who, due to her less-than-credited performance, we think is Kelly Worrell). Her performance is only slightly more enjoyable than listening to nails across a blackboard with stereo headphones. The main character calls her up for help. She's playing video games. "You're gonna rrreally owe me for this one," she drawls annoyingly. She even graces us with her very, very bad James Doohan (Star Trek's Scotty) impression.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Christopher Plummer Famous actor who doesn't seem to read the script before he accepts a job 
Chris Lemmon  
Martin Landau won an Academy Award for his role as Bela Lugosi in Tim Buron's Ed Wood 
Kelly Worrell  
Director Claim to Fame
Peter Yuval  

Anne O'Nymous

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