Fantoomi Impeerium [Estonian]
Los Dreggs [Spanish]
Nomination Year: 2025
SYNOPSIS:
A true story! At least according to Fred Olen Ray...who says that about everything, up to and including Evil Toons.
A weird troll-like creature appears in a park, kills a couple people, then dies. It's got raw diamonds around its neck. This prompts a rag-tag group of treasure hunters to mount an expedition to the caves. Yes, they find a whole bunch of those creatures down there...along with hot babes and an alien queen.
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
Best One-Liner
"If You Don't Do What I Say, I'll Kill You"
"From here on, we deal strictly with the unknown. If you value your lives, you'll do exactly what I say, when I tell you."
"And how will that save our lives?"
"If you don't do what I say, I'll kill you."
"Whoops!"
Crew Arm Is Exposed
As the heroes pilot the confiscated alien "tram car," they head past a turnoff. A crew member is just sort of STANDING there.
"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
Sure, Fred, Whatever You Say [Still]
Opening text claims it's all a true story. Suuuurrrre.
Tits Out for Fred Olen Ray
Cave Bunny wrestles a cavewoman guard (on some conveniently-placed sheepskins). In the process, both their cave-bras get removed. And Cave Bunny basically goes the rest of the film topless. Yay!
If there's a contender for worst, most
prolific Bad Director ever to (dis)grace
Hollywood, he might be second only to Roger
Corman. His schlocky cinema sins are legion, too
many to note here. Claims nearly every one of his
absolutely ridiculous plots is true. Oh, AND he
wrestles under the name
"Fabulous" Freddy Valentine.
Prolific D-list actor and voice-actor.
In addition to being the original
Re-Animator (Dr. Herbert
West), he
was Weyoun and Brunt on "ST: DS9";
the voice
of Ratchet on
"Transformers Prime"; Commander Shran
on "Star Trek: Enterprise"; and the
voice of The Question from "Justice
League Unlimited."
Gorgeous and famous blonde actress with perhaps
a bit of a lapse in judging scripts. She loves
the cheesy fantasy and sci-fi, especially
werewolves. Was in Halloween (2007
version), Battle Beyond the Stars,
Amazon Women on the Moon (as Queen
Lara), Warrior Queen,
Hercules as Adriana. And many other
Smithee-level schlock.
WEIRD resume: Uncle Impie (The Imp) in
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball
Bowl-O-Rama; Krago in The
Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star
Slammer; Jake the Bartender in
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers;
Karp in Roller Blad Warriors:
Taken by Force; Simon Ziegler in
Disgusting Spaceworms Eat
Everyone