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Darn that Water, Anyway The county agent talks about water: "People bathe in it, wash their dishes in it. I've seen it before." |
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| "Alas, Poor Yorick" | |
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"I Got One!" The sheriff's dying words: "I got one!" He crushes the foot-long mosquito.
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"Having Trouble at Home?" The hero and his daughter are out looking for his missing son. She obviously doesn't want to be there. As the sheriff's friend drives up, she's screaming, "Fuck You! I hate you! Drop dead!" and so forth. The friend's first words are "You having trouble at home?"
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One Plus One Equals...? The coroner has two bodies with identical gaping suck-wounds. Still, she struggles to make the connection that the deaths might be related.
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| Director | Claim to Fame |
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 Clark Brandon |
| Actor | Character | Claim to Fame |
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| Tracy Griffith |
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| Jim Youngs |
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| Charles Napier |
<Not Yet in Database> | was in The Blues Brothers, what's he doing here? |
| Jay Robinson |
<Not Yet in Database> | Used to be "Dr. Shrinker." Hosts Beyond Bizarre. |
| Michael J. Pollard |
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| Travis McKenna |
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 George Flower |
<Not Yet in Database> | Nicknamed "Buck." From bums to bartenders, guards to background patients, he's a contender for appearing in more Smithee films than anyone else, ever... Also wrote The Bikini Carwash Company. |
 John F. Goff |
Clay Crosby | Prolific actor in B-Movies and sci- fi/horror flicks. |
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