A Time To Die (1991)

Nomination Year: 1996
SYNOPSIS:  Traci Lords is a single mom who uncovers corruption and murder in the local police force. Little does she know that the most corrupt cop of them all is her boyfriend (Jeff Conaway). Now she must fight to save herself and her young son from being his next victims.

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"

Physics? Reality? Irrelevant.
Jeff Conaway stalks Traci's son while she tries to make it home to stop him. He finds the kid in the closet, but then *blam!* Traci's suddenly there, shooting him from an impossible angle. He's thrown backward through a window that wasn't there before into a swimming pool below.

"WHAT?!"

The Last of the Pinto-Based Police Cars
The cops chasing Traci have a tiny fender-bender, but then the cars are suddenly flipping around and exploding for no good reason. "Shit! Shit!" squeals Traci. That's what it is, all right.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Traci Lords Ex-porn-star turned sci-fi and Bad Movie Vixen 
Jeff Conaway Has the distinction of being one of two actors to possess an actual Smithee statuette. Jeff was kind enough to appear on stage at the 8th Annual ceremony. 
Richard Roundtree "Shaft," can you dig it? 
Robert Miano  
Director Claim to Fame
Charles T. Kanganis  

Bryan Cassidy

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