Witchery (1988)

Witchery (1988)

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(Foreign Titles)

Nomination Year: 1996

SYNOPSIS: A group of actors are stranded on a Massachusetts island. The only shelter is an abandoned hotel, which is haunted by the ghost of a pregnant woman who was burned alive on suspicion of performing satanic rites. As coincidence would have it, one of the actors (Linda Blair) might also be pregnant. What are the odds that she could be the reincarnation of this woman from so long ago? If you paused for even a second before answering, then you need remedial bad-movieing.

Kevin Hogan

Smithee Award Nominations

Oblivious
With So Many Drips in the Room, Who's To Notice One More? They fail to notice red blood dripping on white paper in fireplace.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Alas, Poor Yorick"
Guess It's about Time To Die David Hasselhoff goes back inside the house, only to be killed lamely. Any death that involves a chandelier is lame by definition.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Crummiest Ending
"My Baby?!" The heroine learns she's mysteriously pregnant and yells, badly, "My baby?!"	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Acting
Leslie Cummings, Worse Than The Hoff Leslie Cummings acts like she has marbles in her mouth as she and David Hasselhoff talk by the seaside. She completely out-bad-acts him -- it's not even close.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Fabrizio Laurenti
Rob Spera

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
David Hasselhoff	<Not Yet in Database>	"The Hoff" himself - known for Knight Rider, Baywatch and just being himself....
Linda Blair	<Not Yet in Database>	Went from the swearin', pea-soup- spittin' girl from The Exorcist straight into the even-realer Hell of Bad Movies like Savage Streets, Hell Night, and Roller Boogie. She did grow up to be quite the head-turner, though...
Catherine Hickland	<Not Yet in Database>
Annie Ross	<Not Yet in Database>	Plays the distinguished-looking old motherly type, usually. Had parts in Superman III, Short Cuts, and Throw Momma from the Train (not Momma).


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