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Jail Bait  (1954)
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(Foreign Titles)
Nomination Year: 1997
SYNOPSIS: Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.
Anne O'Nymous
Smithee Award Nominations
Oblivious
You Can't See Me If I Don't Want You To. I Hope.
The cop-killer craftily sneaks away.
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"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
Remind Me Never To Ask You a Question Again
"Destiny, detective. We must do that which is ordained." Um.... Right. That doesn't answer my question, but OK, I guess. You don't have any firearms, I hope.
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Inane Dialogue
You Call That a Segue?
"Here's a cool drink for a parched throat ... plastic surgery is hard." I think I got whiplash from your segue.
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"Whoops!"
John's Dead Body Is One for the High Drama
He drops John's lifeless body on the floor. Later, John's lifeless body is standing so it can dramatically fall out of the closet.
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Reel-Loading Mistake
A videotape has no excuse for the screen to go black, and then the count-down to the next reel appearing. No excuse at all.
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Edward D. Wood, Jr. Hailed as the WORST director of all time 
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Lyle Talbot <Not Yet in Database>  
Dolores Fuller <Not Yet in Database> Ed Wood's ex-girlfriend, which is the only reason she'd be on screen, if you ask me. 
Steve Reeves <Not Yet in Database>  
Timothy Farrell <Not Yet in Database>  
Don Nagel <Not Yet in Database>  
Edward D. Wood, Jr. <Not Yet in Database> Hailed as the WORST director of all time 
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