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Jail Bait (1954)
Hidden Face

Nomination Year: 1997
SYNOPSIS:  Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.

Oblivious

You Can't See Me If I Don't Want You To. I Hope.
The cop-killer craftily sneaks away.

"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"

Remind Me Never To Ask You a Question Again
"Destiny, detective. We must do that which is ordained." Um.... Right. That doesn't answer my question, but OK, I guess. You don't have any firearms, I hope.

Inane Dialogue

You Call That a Segue?
"Here's a cool drink for a parched throat ... plastic surgery is hard." I think I got whiplash from your segue.

"Whoops!"

John's Dead Body Is One for the High Drama
He drops John's lifeless body on the floor. Later, John's lifeless body is standing so it can dramatically fall out of the closet.

"Whoops!"

Reel-Loading Mistake
A videotape has no excuse for the screen to go black, and then the count-down to the next reel appearing. No excuse at all.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Lyle Talbot  
Dolores Fuller Ed Wood's ex-girlfriend, which is the only reason she'd be on screen, if you ask me. 
Steve Reeves  
Timothy Farrell  
Don Nagel  
Edward D. Wood, Jr. Hailed as the WORST director of all time 
Director Claim to Fame
Edward D. Wood, Jr. Hailed as the WORST director of all time 

Anne O'Nymous

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