Hard Hunted (1992)
Nomination Year: 1998
SYNOPSIS: A sequel to Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Just what the world needed.
In fact, it's a further movie in the same series. Yes, it's a series about beautiful clothing-phobic women who fight an evil drug cartel.
OK, they're not really clothing-phobic, it only seems that way. I imagine that if you watched all the films in this series back-to-back-to-back-to-(etc), you would get about a movie's worth of plot. Instead you get sex.
Oh, do you ever get sex.
The film's plot, such as it is, involves a female secret agent who gets amnesia, and has to be rescued by other secret agents.
...That's pretty much it. No, really.
- "Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
But Couldn't You Attack at Night? Ah, Nevermind.
"There's nothing we can do until morning."
"Even James Bond takes time out for sex."
- "Alas, Poor Yorick"
Alas, Poor Yokels
The sheriff and his deputy hide from a missile behind a billboard. Sadly, they are blown up along with the billboard. A lone flaming hat drifts down forlornly.
- Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame Dona Speir Playboy Playmate of the Month: March, 1984 Roberta Vasquez Bruce Penhall Al Leong Quite often plays the token dirty long-haired Asian Brett Baxter Clark
Director Claim to Fame Andy Sidaris Makes movies about scantily-clad gorgeous female DEA agents
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