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Hard Hunted  (1992)
Nomination Year: 1998
SYNOPSIS: A sequel to Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Just what the world needed.

In fact, it's a further movie in the same series. Yes, it's a series about beautiful clothing-phobic women who fight an evil drug cartel.

OK, they're not really clothing-phobic, it only seems that way. I imagine that if you watched all the films in this series back-to-back-to-back-to-(etc), you would get about a movie's worth of plot. Instead you get sex.

Oh, do you ever get sex.

The film's plot, such as it is, involves a female secret agent who gets amnesia, and has to be rescued by other secret agents.

...That's pretty much it. No, really.
Kevin Hogan
Smithee Award Nominations
"Alas, Poor Yorick"
Alas, Poor Yokels
The sheriff and his deputy hide from a missile behind a billboard. Sadly, they are blown up along with the billboard. A lone flaming hat drifts down forlornly.
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"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
But Couldn't You Attack at Night? Ah, Nevermind.
"There's nothing we can do until morning."
"Even James Bond takes time out for sex."
Cue: Sex.
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Andy Sidaris Makes movies about scantily-clad gorgeous female DEA agents 
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Dona Speir <Not Yet in Database> Playboy Playmate of the Month: March, 1984 
Roberta Vasquez <Not Yet in Database>  
Bruce Penhall <Not Yet in Database>  
Al Leong <Not Yet in Database> Quite often plays the token dirty long- haired Asian. Was Uli in Die Hard, Genghis Khan in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and a hatchetman in Big Trouble in Little China
Brett Baxter Clark <Not Yet in Database>  
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