Nomination Year: 1998

SYNOPSIS: A failed pilot for an action television series, Covert Action Team Squad Python Wolf spends their time keeping the world safe from international terrorism. They've got The Leader Guy, and The Woman, and The Black Guy, and The Person Who Gets Killed (I won't spoil the suspense by telling you who it is).

This is apparently the sequel to a previous C.A.T. Squad made-for-TV-movie. Nietzsche could have easily used this fact to disprove the existence of a merciful God.

Smithee Award Nominations

Oblivious
Moe Checks His "Danger Zones" Moe enters the room, looks left, then looks right. He still gets coldcocked from the left by a guy who had to be standing RIGHT where Moe was looking.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Cover Copy
M.A.S.T.E.R.P.I.E.C.E. One of the testimonials on the cover says it's a "M.A.S.T.E.R.P.I.E.C.E." You've just got to wonder what that acronym stands for. I suggest it means "Most Asinine S*** That Even Retarded People In Ecuador Cannot Endure." But that's just me.	Sorry, this cover has not yet been made available!

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
The Nuclear Bug Zapper The baddie get steamed, shot, falls, then lands in a donut-shaped device, which fries him and explodes.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Inane Dialogue
When Will They Ever Learn? "It's too quiet. Could be a trap." "We're going in anyway!"	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
William Friedkin	Directed The Exorcist, for crying out loud

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Joseph Cortese	<Not Yet in Database>	Jack Breslin from Somthing Is Out There
Jack Youngblood	<Not Yet in Database>
Steve James	<Not Yet in Database>	Kung Fu Joe in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Baseball Fury in The Warriors, Jeff Rice in To Live and Die in L.A.
Deborah Van Valkenburgh	<Not Yet in Database>
John Novak	<Not Yet in Database>
Tedd Dillon	<Not Yet in Database>

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