Mr. Stitch (1996)

Nomination Year: 1999
SYNOPSIS:  Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.

Best One-Liner

"Oh, Sorry, Were We Rolling?"
Mr Stitch (Wil Wheaton): "Where are my sexual organs?"
Dr Wakeman (Rutger Hauer): "You have none."


Car Crashes Kill
The car explodes into a cloud of skull-shaped smoke.

Worst Acting

Michael Harris as General Hardcastle
General Hardcastle waxes eloquent in the basement. Insanely. Badly. Insanely badly.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Wil Wheaton "Wesley Crusher" from the latter Star Trek series 
Rutger Hauer Very blond, ruggedly handsome action star who played the main android in Blade Runner 
Michael Harris  
Nia Peeples  
Ron Perlman "Beast" in Beauty & the Beast, among many others 
Kario Salem  
Tom Savini The tracker in Django Unchained 
Director Claim to Fame
Roger Avary shared an Oscar with Quentin Tarantino for co-writing the movie Pulp Fiction ... and promptly frittered away all the cachet by doing movies like Mr. Stitch (which he wrote as well as directed) 

Anne O'Nymous

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