Ninja the Protector (1986)
Nomination Year: 1999
SYNOPSIS: A convoluted nexus of interlocking subplots that would take pages to describe, so I'll summarize: Cops, crooks, ninja, martial arts, sex on the beach.
Greg Pearson
Smithee Award Nominations
"Wanna Run That By Me Again?" |
Passive-Aggressive or Just Plain Stupid? "I like people who are honest and you lied to me earlier, but now you're telling me the truth, so I'll hire you."
Huh?
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Best One-Liner |
When Secret Santa Gets out of Hand "This is my present." Aw, how thoughtful. Somebody left me a ninja. I hope they left the receipt, too. This is what happens when Secret Santa gets out of hand.
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Inane Dialogue |
The Unrefusable Challenge "It's a challenge. No one can refuse a challenge." "Are you going to accept the challenge?" Jeez, it's like talking to a wall.
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Worst Picture |
Ninjas: Men of Ancient Traditions OK, I know ninja movies can get pretty weird, but the final battle scene is a ninja joust on motorcycles. With fire extinguishers. The traditional way of settling ninja conflicts.
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Directors
Director |
Claim to Fame |
Godfrey Ho |
Possibly directed more Smithee films than anyone else - also
known as: Alton Cheung, Tommy
Cheung, Ho Chi-Keung, Elton Chong, Daniel Clough,
Leong Fui Fong, Antonin Gasner, Martin
Greenfield, Godfrey Hall, Zhi Jiang He, Benny Ho,
Chi-Mou Ho, Chun-Sing Ho, Fong Ho, York Lam,
Bruce Lambert, Charles Lee, Frank Lewis, Joe
Livingstone, Jerry Sawyer, Victor Sears, Robert
Young, Albert Yu. |
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