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Ninja the Protector  (1986)
Nomination Year: 1999
SYNOPSIS: A convoluted nexus of interlocking subplots that would take pages to describe, so I'll summarize: Cops, crooks, ninja, martial arts, sex on the beach.
Greg Pearson
Smithee Award Nominations
"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"
Passive-Aggressive or Just Plain Stupid?
"I like people who are honest and you lied to me earlier, but now you're telling me the truth, so I'll hire you."

Huh?
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Best One-Liner
When Secret Santa Gets out of Hand
"This is my present."
Aw, how thoughtful. Somebody left me a ninja. I hope they left the receipt, too.
This is what happens when Secret Santa gets out of hand.
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Smithee Award Winner! Inane Dialogue
The Unrefusable Challenge
"It's a challenge. No one can refuse a challenge."
"Are you going to accept the challenge?"
Jeez, it's like talking to a wall.
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Worst Picture
Ninjas: Men of Ancient Traditions
OK, I know ninja movies can get pretty weird, but the final battle scene is a ninja joust on motorcycles. With fire extinguishers. The traditional way of settling ninja conflicts.
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Godfrey Ho Possibly directed more Smithee films than anyone else - also known as: Alton Cheung, Tommy Cheung, Ho Chi-Keung, Elton Chong, Daniel Clough, Leong Fui Fong, Antonin Gasner, Martin Greenfield, Godfrey Hall, Zhi Jiang He, Benny Ho, Chi-Mou Ho, Chun-Sing Ho, Fong Ho, York Lam, Bruce Lambert, Charles Lee, Frank Lewis, Joe Livingstone, Jerry Sawyer, Victor Sears, Robert Young, Albert Yu. 
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Richard Harrison <Not Yet in Database> best Caucasian Ninja ever! 
David Bowles <Not Yet in Database>  
Warren Chan <Not Yet in Database>  
Morna Lee <Not Yet in Database>  
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