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Destroy All Monsters (1968)
All Monsters Attack
Attack of the Marching Monsters
Gojira Dengeki Taisakusen
Kaijû Sôshingeki
The March of the Monsters
Monster Attack March
Monster Invasion
Operation Monsterland

Nomination Year: 1999
SYNOPSIS:  Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.

Stupidest-Looking Monster

Aaaaand in This Cornerrrrr...!
The monsters arrive at the battlefield, and it's announced like a sporting event. Godzilla looks primed. Son of Godzilla looks lame.

Worst Science

Alien Evolution (and the Mysteries Thereof)
"The aliens are living metal. It must have taken them thousands of years to evolve that way."
"That long? Amazing!"
Geez, and it took us millions just to get thumbs.

Inane Dialogue

Define "Remote"
"We're controlling the monsters from here."
"REMOTE control?"

Worst Picture

Monster Roll Call!
"Earth has gathered up all its monsters and now they live in a place called Monsterland." Sure they do. Monster roll call!

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Akira Kubo  
Yukiko Kobayashi  
Jun Tazaki  
Kenji Sahara  
Yoshio Tsuchiya Had a part in The Seven Samurai 
Director Claim to Fame
Ishirô Honda arguably, the father of Godzilla -- in a metaphorical sense 

Anne O'Nymous

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