The Minion (1998)
Knight of the Apocalypse
Nomination Year: 2000
SYNOPSIS: When an archaeological dig in New York releases an ancient evil, Dolph Lundgren, the last of the Templars, is sent to dispatch it. Not the worst gothic horror movie I've ever seen, but the only one where the climactic final battle between the hero and the demons is fought with assault rifles.
- "Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
Three Points, Plus One for Style
Spiked glove to the back of the neck, out of the window, onto the police car, nothing but net!
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