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The Minion (1998)
Fallen Knight
Knight of the Apocalypse

Nomination Year: 2000
SYNOPSIS:  When an archaeological dig in New York releases an ancient evil, Dolph Lundgren, the last of the Templars, is sent to dispatch it. Not the worst gothic horror movie I've ever seen, but the only one where the climactic final battle between the hero and the demons is fought with assault rifles.

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"

Three Points, Plus One for Style
Spiked glove to the back of the neck, out of the window, onto the police car, nothing but net!

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Dolph Lundgren Bulgy-bicep action star; supposedly brainy as well as brawny, his Masters in Chemical Engineering sure doesn't show on-screen 
Françoise Robertson  
Director Claim to Fame
Jean-Marc Piché  

Greg Pearson

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