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¡Eye Carumba! The principals are together, and they give a good summary exposition scene (see plot synopsis).
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The Treadmill Scene How can she be so blind? The large eye is right behind her as she fails to see it from her peripheral vision. She doesn't even feel its eye-stalk-ganglia-limb things as they brush against her calves on the treadmill. Then she turns (turns! presumably shifting her peripheral vision) and walks off.
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| Stupidest-Looking Monster | |
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The Stupidest-Looking Floating Giant Eyeball Around How to describe this? I like to envision it as an animate mound of spaghetti (the eyeball ganglia limb things) with a big meatball (the eye) on top. That's not entirely inaccurate, but you pretty much have to see it....
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| Worst Science | |
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What's Half a Hermaphrodite? These eye drops will allow someone to see into the 8th dimension. Oh, and by the by, the eye is a hermaphrodite, but yet male, because only half came through the portal and...ARRRGH!
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| "Let's Up The Rating To 'R'" |
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Let's Up the Rating to "I" The eye has a sort-of tantric electrical tentacley sex with a woman in the shower.
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His Experiments in the 8th Dimension Go Awr-Eye The eye floats around and makes people have sex.
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| Director | Claim to Fame |
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 David DeCoteau |
Also credited as Julian Breen, Ellen Cabot, Richard Chasen, Dave DeCoteau, Eric Mancini, David McCabe, Jack Reed, Victoria Sloan, Martin Tate, Joseph Tennent, and Mary Crawford -- so far. I'd try to disguise my name, too, if I had nearly 200 directors' credits, all crap. Following the pattern of most of his messterpieces, his next made-for-TV flop should be called The Wrong Director. |
| Actor | Character | Claim to Fame |
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| Jacqueline Lovell |
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| Jonathan Norman |
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| Nanette Bianchi |
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| Costas Koromilas |
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| Blake Bailey |
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| Ryan Van Steenis |
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| Dave Oren Ward |
<Not Yet in Database> | Played burnouts before he was stabbed to death in a traffic altercation |
| Roland Martinez |
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