Alienator (1990)

Smithee Award Nominations

Stupidest-Looking Monster
Clearly, These Aliens Have Been Monitoring Our Broadcasts of RuPaul The main baddie is an unstoppable Dominatrix Drag-Queen Droid, built like a titanium you-know-what house. A silver mane of hair, tons of makeup, and what appear to be two hubcaps for a bra make for one horrifically Stupid-Looking Monster.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Science

Wire We Even Watching This?

The geek gets the drop on Dominatrix Droid -- literally. From the top of the henhouse, he manages to throw some chicken wire on her and as she's shorting out in a bunch of bad special effects, he explains, "Look! I've created a magnetic plane perpendicular to the Earth's axis, which is siphoning off her negative electrons!" Yeah, right. Translation: "Uh...I just dropped some chicken wire on her and she blew up."

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Inane Dialogue
But It Could've Been Swamp Gas Must have been a meteor.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Acting
Jan-Michael Vincentheimer Schmidt Jan-Michael Vincent tries to act macho and tough, but even his female co-star doesn't buy it. I guess he kinda has to put on the macho act: The guy's got three first names, and one of 'em's a girl's.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Worst Picture
We Don't Cotton to Them City-Slicker's Shenanigans (clip one) - The mediocrity stylings of the hillbilly duo.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Beat Me Up All You Want, Just Don't Try To Act

(clip two) - Bug Face gets worked over in his cell by a marble-mouthed Jan-Michael Vincent trying to act like John Wayne.

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Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Fred Olen Ray	If there's a contender for worst, most prolific Bad Director ever to (dis)grace Hollywood, he might be second only to Roger Corman. His schlocky cinema sins are legion, too many to note here. Claims nearly every one of his absolutely ridiculous plots is true. Oh, AND he wrestles under the name "Fabulous" Freddy Valentine.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Jan-Michael Vincent	Commander	In a lot of action/sci-fi; you've probably seen him. "Hawke" on Airwolf. Was featured in a "Rick and Morty" bit on "Interdimensional Cable II."
John Phillip Law	Ward Armstrong	Played the angel Pygar in Barbarella, then was typecast as space villains. Like in Space Mutiny.
Ross Hagen	Kol	Not only did he play "Rommel" in the Smithee/MST3K "classic" film The Sidehackers, he also produced it.
Dyana Ortelli	Orrie	Juanita in Three Amigos!, the voice of Tia Victoria in Coco, and Rosalinda in La Bamba.
Jesse Dabson	Benny	Scotty Moore on "Elvis" and Randy Viscovich in Death Wish 4: The Crackdown.
Dawn Wildsmith	Caroline	Eva in Surf Nazis Must Die and Muffin in Star Slammer.
P.J. Soles	Tara	Bit scream-princess parts in everything from The Boy in the Plastic Bubble to B.O.R.N. to Killer Therapy.
Robert Clarke	Lund	Prolific actor from the 40's through the 90's. Did a lot of TV, sci-fi, horror, and crime drama, like: The Hideous Sun Demon, Beyond the Time Barrier, and The Man from Planet X.
Richard Wiley	Rick
Leo Gordon	Col. Coburn	A big, burly screen heavy in Westerns in particular, he also wrote Attack of the Giant Leeches and The Wasp Woman.
Robert Quarry	Doc Burnside	Film's Count Yorga and actor in much sci-fi/horror film and TV.
Hoke Howell	Harley	Funny-looking guy with huuuge ears, he played lots of bit parts in film and TV.
John Henry Richardson	Prison Sgt. Major	AKA Jay Richardson. From The Newlydeads through The Witches of Breastwick, his career spans the Thes.
Fox Harris	Burt	J. Frank Parnell in Repo Man and Dr. Avol in Dr. Caligari.
Dan Golden	Electrocuted Prisoner	Gorgon in Wizards of the Demon Sword and Mike in Dinosharks.


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	An android hunter from outer space is about to create hell on earth.
	In deep space, the deadliest animal is still woman.