Bail Out (1989)
W.B., Blue and the Bean
Nomination Year: 2001
SYNOPSIS: David Hasselhof plays a private investigator, hired to rescue Linda Blair from a gang of Mexican drug-smugglers and kidnappers.
- Best One-Liner
What's So Unbelievable?
David Hasselhoff hangs up his car phone and mutters: "I can't believe that guy called me a f***face." We can, Dave.
- "Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
"And If You Still Don't Come Quietly, I'll Give You Indian Burn All Over Your Body!"
A sadistic bounty hunter wants to flush out a stool-pigeon holed up in a pile of junk. So he tosses a grenade at him. That does the trick, but as soon as the guy's in the open, the bounty hunter shoots him. And again. And again. SIX times. Turns out they were rubber bullets, but still...
- Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame David Hasselhoff Known for Knight Rider and Baywatch and just being himself.... Linda Blair The head-spinnin', pea-soup-spittin' girl from The Exorcist, all grown up. Tony Brubaker Tom Rosales A stuntman, he also plays a lot of felons-in-the-background who tend to get blown up a lot Robert F. Hoy B-Movie bit-part regular Roy Jenson
Director Claim to Fame Max Kleven Helped (2nd Unit) direct films like Spider-Man, Batman Returns, and Rollerball
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