Ice Cream Man (1995)
Nomination Year: 2001
SYNOPSIS: Clint Howard (poor Clint Howard) plays Gregory, an ice cream man who loves children -- preferably as ingredients. A former inmate at a renegade asylum, Gregory's mind has been conditioned to "always be happy," thanks to the "teachings" of Buddy Brickle, the late Ice Cream King. Why am I even bothering to try to explain this film? There's no plot. It's just a movie about a creepy ice cream guy who kidnaps kids and chops people up into ice cream. David Warner's also in it, if you can believe it. And one of the kids is named "Tuna." Help.
Is Ice Cream Bad for Your Eyes?
The kid "hides" "beneath" a produce display, which has a concealing angle above him of about three degrees. Ice Cream Man misses him. Then, he gets on the bottom of some lady's cart. Ice Cream Man doesn't notice, and she doesn't notice either.
The Disappearing Kid
Three kids are talking, but one of them disappears when viewed from a certain angle, almost as though they shot the scene once with two actors, and once with three actors. Almost as though.
- Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame Clint Howard Started off as the "This is Tranya" kid on Star Trek, later played with "Gentle Ben," then got relegated to a life of B-Movies. Wouldn't be half so sad if he weren't brother to superstar/director Ron Howard. JoJo Adams Sandahl Bergman Dirty-blonde female warrior love interest who died in Conan Steve Garvey Was a big-time baseball player in the '70s & '80s Olivia Hussey Started as "Juliet" in Zeffirelli's Romeo and Juliet, and went unsteadily downhill from there Doug Llewelyn Host of The People's Court in the Wapner era Lee Majors II Son of the Six Million Dollar Man, both on-screen and in real life David Naughton Played the title role in An American Werewolf in London Jan-Michael Vincent In a lot of action/sci-fi; you've probably seen him. "Hawke" on Airwolf David Warner Though usually talented, you can find this elegant Brit almost anywhere. Guess he's not too discriminating about his roles. Janet Wood E.E. Bell
Director Claim to Fame Paul Norman Directed a lot of adult films such as Edward Penishands
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