Nomination Year: 2002

SYNOPSIS: Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.

Smithee Award Nominations

Oblivious
He Must Just Have the Hiccups... The person speaking is grabbed in mid-word and hauled off. Thank goodness nobody notices.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Deus Ex Machina
Sudden Monk with Unstoppable Sit-and-Spin™ Technique The monk uses his patented technique of sitting on the grass and spinning around in order to effectively fight. What?	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
Vampire Attacks Bite The vampire doesn't just attack the night watchman and bite his neck. He guzzles freely and gallons of blood spurt upwards. It's not so much a vampire attack as it is a one-person massacre.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Whoops!"
Night, Day, Night, Day, Night... Sometimes you just can't remember if the scene you're shooting is supposed to happen during the day or at night (in a vampire movie?). So you just shoot it both ways and see how it cuts together. Terrible day-for-night shooting here.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
I-Jung Hua

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
Billy Chong	<Not Yet in Database>	Star of several kung-fu flicks, like Fistfull of Talons Duel: The Last Choice, and the Comic 8 movies.
To Kong	<Not Yet in Database>
Lau Chan	?	A better director than an actor, though he only directed 5 films and acted in 85.

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