Kung Fu Zombie (1982)
Wu Long Tian Shi Zhao Ji Gui

Nomination Year: 2002
SYNOPSIS:  Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.


He Must Just Have the Hiccups...
The person speaking is grabbed in mid-word and hauled off. Thank goodness nobody notices.

Smithee Award Winner! Deus Ex Machina

Sudden Monk with Unstoppable Sit-and-Spin™ Technique
The monk uses his patented technique of sitting on the grass and spinning around in order to effectively fight. What?

Smithee Award Winner! "Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"

Vampire Attacks Bite
The vampire doesn't just attack the night watchman and bite his neck. He guzzles freely and gallons of blood spurt upwards. It's not so much a vampire attack as it is a one-person massacre.


Night, Day, Night, Day, Night...
Sometimes you just can't remember if the scene you're shooting is supposed to happen during the day or at night (in a vampire movie?). So you just shoot it both ways and see how it cuts together.

Terrible day-for-night shooting here.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Billy Chong  
To Kong  
Director Claim to Fame
I-Jung Hua  

Anne O'Nymous

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