Blood Freaks (1971)
Blood Freak

Nomination Year: 2002
SYNOPSIS:  Herschell is a biker. He picks up a girl whose car has a flat tire. He takes her to a party (along with her sister), and then to their father's house. Their father offers Herschell a job at his turkey farm. Unbeknownst to Herschell, scientific experimentation is going on at the turkey farm -- experimentation that may mix with the drugs in his system to horrific effect!

"Wanna Run That By Me Again?"

Narrator. Right On.
It is unclear whether the narrator is trying to do his best Bela Lugosi from Glen or Glenda? impression, or if he simply doesn't realize what film he's narrating. Regardless, it makes little sense. Right on.

Smithee Award Winner!MegaMetaSmithee Award Winner! Stupidest-Looking Monster

A Turkey within a Turkey
Herschell has become a turkey-headed freak. There are no good shots of Herschell, but this is one of the bloodiest shots. And the soundtrack is very piercing, which almost helps to make up for that.

Acting Appropriately Stupid

Help with the Experiment
"Hey, you want to help us with our experiments?"
"Sure, what do I have to do?"
"Just eat this turkey."
*Munch munch munch munch*

Worst Acting

Ann at Poolside
I'm not saying that her acting is wooden, I'm just saying that the noise you hear as she moves is the cluster of termites trying desperately to escape. In this scene, she sits poolside and convinces Herschell to share a joint.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Steve Hawkes  
Heather Hughes  
Brad F. Grinter Directed Blood Freaks 
Director Claim to Fame
Brad F. Grinter Directed Blood Freaks 

Kevin Hogan

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