Cyberzone  (1995)
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(Foreign Titles)
Nomination Year: 2002
SYNOPSIS: In the year 2077, four sex droids are stolen from a megacorp and the corporation hires an ace robot tracker (an almost unrecognizable Marc Singer) to get them back. He teams up with a sexy cyberneticist (because, hey, there aren't already enough naked women in this movie) and goes looking for the droids. Eventually, he finds the original thief (Matthias Hues, who actually does look like Marc Singer) who's been doublecrossed by his buyers and teams up with Marc for a share of the loot. Then it's off to an underwater city in the ruins of old LA to fight the bad guys and recover the sex robots. I could tell it was going to be a good movie when I saw the previews. There were two ... and one was for this movie.
Greg Pearson
Smithee Award Nominations
Most Ludicrous Premise
They've Gone to Ground
The corporate boss sends Marc Singer out to find missing sex droids. He has experience on the surface.
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Worst Special Effect
Bluescreen Ancient Helicopter
The ancient helicopter on blue screen. You'd think they would be able to get blue-screen technology right after all these years. You would be incredibly wrong.
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Deus Ex Machina
Click
The villain's henchman has just gotten orders to kill Matthias Hues. Poor Matthias is unarmed, alone, and taken completely by surprise. Good thing the henchman forgot to load his gun!
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Best One-Liner
"I'm Always Trying To Get Ahead."
"I'm always trying to get ahead." Ahead -- is that one word or two?
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"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
So That's What They Call It These Days
Marc Singer goes looking for the sex droids in a whorehouse. "Don't mind me, I'm just calibrating my scanner."
Oh, is that what you call it?
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Directors
Director Claim to Fame
Fred Olen Ray If there's a contender for worst, most prolific Bad Director ever to (dis)grace Hollywood, he might be second only to Roger Corman. Oh, AND he wrestles under the name "Fabulous" Freddy Valentine. 
Cast
Actor Character Claim to Fame
Marc Singer <Not Yet in Database> Probably best known as Dar the titular Beastmaster and Mike Donovan on "V." 
Matthias Hues <Not Yet in Database>  
Rochelle Swanson <Not Yet in Database>  
Robin Clarke <Not Yet in Database>  
Kin Shriner <Not Yet in Database> Has been on many soap operas 
Robert Quarry Chew'Bah Film's Count Yorga and actor in much sci-fi/horror film and TV. 
Ross Hagen <Not Yet in Database> Not only did he play "Rommel" in the Smithee/MST3K "classic" film The Sidehackers, he also produced it. 
Fred Olen Ray <Not Yet in Database> One of the WORST directors of all time, right up there with Ed Wood and Roger Corman. He will occasionally sneak himself into his own films. 
Brinke Stevens <Not Yet in Database> master's degree in marine biology 
Richard Gabai <Not Yet in Database> writer/director/producer of Assault of the Party Nerds and its sequel, among others.... 
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