King Kong Lives (1986)

Nomination Year: 2003
SYNOPSIS:  Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.

Oblivious

Giant Ape from Nowhere
Our intrepid hero is looking for a five-story-tall ape. No wonder it manages to sneak up on him.

Best One-Liner

Is "Birthday Suit" a Military Term Like "Parade Dress?"
The military people are discussing how to ID the giant apes in question:
"...They're 50 feet tall and wearing their birthday suits."

Crummiest Ending

The Touching Reuinion Scene
King Kong is returned to Borneo. It's a few minutes long, cheesy music playing, and no dialogue -- unless you happen to speak giant ape.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Linda Hamilton Famous actress who is perhaps most famous for being Sarah Connor in The Terminator and T2 
Brian Kerwin  
Peter Elliott Has the dubious distinction of being Hollywood's most famous ape impersonator 
Director Claim to Fame
John Guillermin  

Anne O'Nymous

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