SYNOPSIS: Mark Kaminsky (Arnold S) was kicked out of the FBI for unnecessary roughness. He ends up as a small town sheriff. A friend's son is killed by a mobster. Mark fakes his own death, and goes undercover for vengeance.
Kevin Hogan
Smithee Award Nominations
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Friends Don't Let Friends Drink and Bake
Mark's wife goes off on a drunken rant ("Just because we're in shape doesn't mean we're not fat!"). She throws a cake at him. His response is "You should not drink and bake."
Worst Cover Copy
Raw Cover
Not only does the cover have a cheesy and contradictory tagline ("The government gave him a raw deal! Nobody gives him a raw deal!" um -- except maybe the government), but the back cover copy gives away the entire plot. No longer any point in watching the movie.
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"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
A Refined Plan
In order to fake his death, he breaks into a refinery, calls it in to dispatch, parks his car next to a storage tank, and essentially blows up the entire refinery. Way to go, Sheriff!
"Ahnold," Mr. Universe, perhaps the most famous actor in Hollywood, certainly the most celebrated action star, and future former governor of California
Also credited as Sven Ole-Thorsen, as
though hyphen placement is optional.
Veteran of many a sci-fi offering, Bad
and, well, not-quite-as-bad. The voice
of Tank on "Captain Power."
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John Irvin
Sven-Ole Thorsen
