Beyond Justice (1992)
Nomination Year: 2003
SYNOPSIS: Rutger Hauer is a British mercenary hired by Carol Alt to retrieve her kidnapped son from her estranged husband's father (Omar Sharif). Granddad wants the kid to be his heir, and the future Emir of a fabulously wealthy desert tribe. Mom has a problem with this, for some reason. She insists on accompanying Rutger on the mission and the predictable hijinks ensue.
- Inane Dialogue
Except for Them
"Nobody would rescue you."
Flash grenade! Cavalry!
- Worst Acting
Richard Buckingham Clark, Arabian Badness
Richard Buckingham Clark plays the Arabic gentleman conversing with Rutger Hauer in this scene. He not only holds his own against Rutger (no slouch), he eclipses Rutger in terms of sheer badness.
- Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame Rutger Hauer Very blond, ruggedly handsome action star who played the main android in Blade Runner Carol Alt Supermodel Omar Sharif An actor celebrated as one of the best of all time, certainly not a name you'd expect to find in the Smithees--but every actor has to pay bills, I guess... Elliott Gould Very famous actor, both comedic and dramatic, made famous as the original Trapper John in M*A*S*H (the movie) Kabir Bedi Gobinda in Octopussy Richard Buckingham Clark
Director Claim to Fame Duccio Tessari Did bad Italian fantasy flicks
[Smithee Film Gallery] [Return to Lobby]
© 2011-2018 Bryan D. Cassidy, Greg Pearson, Matthew Quirk, and Kevin Hogan. All Rights Reserved.