Planet of the Vampires (1965)
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(Foreign Titles)
Nomination Year: 2003
SYNOPSIS: Description of the movie's "plot" goes here.
Anne O'Nymous
Smithee Award Nominations
| Worst Science | |
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Technobabble Alert! Most egregrious example: "We land in 60 fractions of a megon."
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| Best One-Liner | |
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Captain Thinks-He's-So-Clever The explorers have reached the skeleton of a giant creature sitting in a chair. They leave one of their number to guard it, while the rest move on. The Captain reassures the nervous guard: "If he moves, just call out."
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 Acting Appropriately Stupid |
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Stupid Is as Stupid Does There is a glowing button on the control panel. Female Astronaut touches it, and receives a shock. "What was it?" asks the Captain. "It shocked me," she says, pointing to the button. The Captain reaches out and touches the button himself, also receiving a shock.
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| Crummiest Ending | |
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"We Must Stop and Make Repairs" The vampires have been partially thwarted. The ship has been damaged, and they can't make it home. They also are unable to make it to the home planet of the astronauts who they've infiltrated. They have no choice but to stop at a nearby planet and make repairs. A blue planet, mostly water, large cities, it's ... Earth! The End.
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Directors
| Director | Claim to Fame |
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 Mario Bava |
Considered a genius by some |
Cast
| Actor | Character | Claim to Fame |
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| Barry Sullivan |
<Not Yet in Database> | Was on a bunch of early '70's TV shows |
| Norma Bengell |
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| Stelio Candelli |
<Not Yet in Database> |
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