SYNOPSIS: You can tell you're dealing with a high quality film right
from the start. It's unrated. There are no promos for other
movies at the beginning of the video. It's "Copyright Maxim
Xul Ltd. Partnership." And you have to watch it with remote
in hand because the audio goes from blastingly loud to
completely unintelligible from one scene to the next. I can
see Bryan rolling his eyes already. Am I sure this is a real
movie? Might it be too cheap even for us? His fears are not
entirely without merit. Only one thing can save this movie
from ignominious exile to low-budget hell: Batman.
Greg Pearson
Smithee Award Nominations
"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
Fishing for Info, LAPD-Style
He tries to intimidate people. When that doesn't work, he starts beating it out of people. When that doesn't work, he moves up the ladder to shooting people (or at least threatening to).
Inane Dialogue
How Do You Dress Yourself in the Morning?
"There must be a connection. They
all had the same lawyer." "So, what's the connection?"
Holy shades of the unrefusable challenge, Batman!
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Acting Appropriately Stupid
A Once-in-a-Lifetime Interview!
"I think this guy's a serial killer. Let's
go interview him." The bad audio in this clip is due to
poor production values in the original, not a bad copy.