Biohazard: The Alien Force (1995)
Nomination Year: 2003
SYNOPSIS: An evil biotech company decides to create a monster capable of surviving a nuclear war. After successfully creating the monster, corporate HQ decides to kill all the tissue donors and breed the monster to a human female to create an entire race of monsters. Why? Who cares?
- Stupidest-Looking Monster
Birth of the Monster
Birth of the monster. Seasonal bonus: Daddy's face. Also, another good view of the car, post rocket launcher hit.
- Worst Science
You Got Spinal Fluid in My Bad Movie
Not that odd, actually. Then we get to "learn" about genetic engineering as the scientist draws wild conclusions from almost no information.
- Worst Acting
Catherine Walsh, aka "The Mouth"
Evil scientist Catherine Walsh explains project Lucy. Seasonal bonus: Goofy overbite.
- Worst Picture
The Right Perfume Is Everything
"We'll lure the monster by disguising your genetic profile so that it'll think you're a suitable mate. Then it will come to you." "Uh, sure, boss." Seasonal bonus: The LOXMAN.
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