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The End Of The World Has Just Been Born.

Nomination Year: 2003

SYNOPSIS: An evil biotech company decides to create a monster capable of surviving a nuclear war. After successfully creating the monster, corporate HQ decides to kill all the tissue donors and breed the monster to a human female to create an entire race of monsters. Why? Who cares?

Smithee Award Nominations

Stupidest-Looking Monster
Birth of the Monster Birth of the monster. Seasonal bonus: Daddy's face. Also, another good view of the car, post-rocket-launcher-hit.

Worst Science
You Got Spinal Fluid in My Bad Movie Not that odd, actually. Then we get to "learn" about genetic engineering as the scientist draws wild conclusions from almost no information.

Worst Acting
Catherine Walsh, aka "The Mouth" Evil scientist Catherine Walsh explains Project Lucy. Seasonal bonus: Goofy overbite.

Worst Picture
The Right Perfume Is Everything "We'll lure the monster by disguising your genetic profile so that it'll think you're a suitable mate. Then it will come to you." "Uh, sure, boss." Seasonal bonus: The LOXMAN.

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
Steve Latshaw	Directed Vampire Trailer Park and Jack-O.

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
James L. Miles	The BioMonster	His only acting credit, but he did effects for Smithe film Dark Universe, which may explain why the monsters look similar.
John Alexander	Det. Morley	Seems to prefer playing apes, like Mighty Joe Young. Was the robot in Zathura. Voiced the Cowardly Lion in Return to Oz. Shows up here and there in sci-fi: Hellboy, Men in Black...
Dorothy Best	Caitlan Palmer	Related to James "Roscoe P. Coltraine" Best. Produced Return of the Killer Shrews (go figure).
Catherine Walsh	Dr. Phillips	Vivian Machen in Jack-O.
Christopher Mitchum	Donald Brady	Son of actor Robert Mitchum. Stars in such stinkers as The Day Time Ended, Bigfoot, Summertime Killer, and Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears. I swear I'm not making that up.
Robin Chapman	Newspaper Editor	Seems to prefer writing Bad Movies to acting in them. Though Force 10 from Navarone wasn't bad.
Trevor David	Donner	Got his start in Biohazard! Poor guy...

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