| Tagline(s): | A Fortress At The Edge Of Darkness. An Enemy Within That Only One Man Can Conquer! |
| Unleash your dark side. |
| Deus Ex Machina | |
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A Handy Rope The women and children are being killed and there's no way into the fortress. Well, except for this handy rope.
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| Worst Cover Copy | |
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It's Futile, All Right "It is a story whose origins are lost in the mists of time." Except that the cover then gives us the date. And elaborates on the "techno-futile future" of Beowulf.
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| Inane Dialogue | |
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Maybe It's the Helmet, Dude "I can't see it." Then he takes off his
completely opaque full-face helmet.
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| Acting Appropriately Stupid | |
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She Should Have Stayed After Beowulf rescues the girl from the angry
mob which was about to kill her, she takes the first opportunity
to sneak away and run back to them (and her death). "She should
have stayed," her boyfriend says sympathetically from the battlements.
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| Director | Claim to Fame |
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 Graham Baker |
Directed Alien Nation, too. |
| Actor | Character | Claim to Fame |
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 Christopher Lambert |
Beowulf | A perennial Smithee favorite, was Connor McLeod of Highlander fame...and in many a Bad Movie besides. |
 Rhona Mitra |
Kyra | Sonja in Underworld: Rise of the Lycans; Tara Wilson on "Boston Legal"; Holly Beggins on "Party of Five"; the first live-action "Lara Croft." |
 Oliver Cotton |
Hrothgar | Square-jawed and stony-faced, he played Jack the Ripper in Shanghai Nights; a 2-star AF general in The Dark Knight Rises; Dmitri Priabin in Firefox. |
 Götz Otto |
Roland | Klaus Adler in Iron Sky; Leathery-faced German actor who was Stamper in Tomorrow Never Dies; Groundsman Withers in Cloud Atlas. |
 Charles Robinson |
Weaponsmaster | Prolific actor on TV, best known as Mac on "Night Court." |
 Patricia Velasquez |
Pendra | DEFINITELY wrote her own IMDb.com bio... Was Marta Estrella on "Arrested Development, Meela/Anck Su Namun in The Mummy movies. |
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