First Spaceship on Venus (1959)
Der Schweigende Stern
Der Stille Stern
Planet of the Dead
Spaceship Venus Does Not Reply
Nomination Year: 2003
SYNOPSIS: Yes, another Venus landing, every bit as dumb as the other ones. Instead of dinosaurs and no aliens, THIS group finds...ancient technology and no aliens. Seems the aliens destroyed themselves developing a weapon to destroy Earth. Eh, serves 'em right.
- Inane Dialogue
"This Can Only Mean an Attack..."
Yep, that's what those bombs and stuff mean. This is probably my favorite of the Inanes.
- Worst Special Effect
Look Out! It's a Mediocrity Swarm!
This Worst Special Effect features fake-looking meteors and really cheesy sped-up film.
- Crummiest Ending
Humans Must Continue!
...Even though the picture won't. Essentially, the whole movie was for absolutely nothing. Everyone dies. "All the heroes are dead, but we'll try again someday" is the gist of the ending voiceover. Whether they mean the trip to Venus or the possibility of a sequel is unclear.
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