Creature (1985)
Alien Creature
Créature
Creature: Il Mistero della Prima Luna
Titan Find
The Titan Find

Nomination Year: 2004
SYNOPSIS:  Two groups of Astronauts, one from the US, one from Germany, race to Saturn's moon Titan to try to salvage the remnants of a previous failed mission. Both groups fall prey to the ancient creatures awakened by the first mission.

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"

Insert Rigor Mortis Joke Here
One of the few remaining non-dead people is being lured into removing his helmet (poison atmosphere) by his dead lover. Insert rigor mortis joke here.

Deus Ex Machina

"I Got Lost."
The woman long given up for dead shows up and shoots the explosive that previously malfunctioned. Why didn't she show up before? She was on her way back from the other ship and got lost. Even they don't buy it.

Acting Appropriately Stupid

Sit on this Canister, I Want To Take Your Picture
What an amazing architectural find. This is sure to make us famous, and rich. Sit on this canister. I want to take your picture. You know, for scale. And so you die first.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Stan Ivar John Carter, Warlord of Little House on the Prairie 
Wendy Schaal Stepdaughter of Valerie Harper 
Lyman Ward father of "Ferris Bueller" in Ferris Bueller's Day Off ... played a small part in the very first episode of Laverne & Shirley 
Robert Jaffe Wrote Nightflyers 
Director Claim to Fame
William Malone Directed TV shows like Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Tales from the Crypt, and Freddy's Nightmares 

Matt Quirk

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