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Skyscraper (1997)

Nomination Year: 2004
SYNOPSIS:  Anna Nicole Smith is a helicopter pilot who discovers that one of the buildings she is making a delivery to has been taken hostage by terrorists. Similar to Die Hard, but with two very big differences.

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"

Five Takes and Her Feet Still Aren't Wet
Anna Nicole Smith in the shower. Is it too early for a Twin Towers joke?

Smithee Award Winner! "Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"

The Sting of Rejection
Anna stabs him with a letter opener, shoots him with his own gun, and shoots him a second time, so he falls out the window, down several stories, and onto a police car.

Smithee Award Winner!MegaMetaSmithee Award Winner! Worst Acting

Anna Nicole Smith, Believer in Puppies
Excuse me for still believing in Sunday walks in the park and [glance at cue cards] women who can't out-act their breasts.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Anna Nicole Smith Buxom Playboy Playmate of the Year 1993. Often credited under her maiden name, Anna Nicole. 
Richard Steinmetz  
Calvin Levels  
Deron McBee was an American Gladiator under the name of "Malibu" 
Christopher Boyer  
Jonathan Fuller  
Lee de Broux  
Director Claim to Fame
Raymond Martino  

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