Amityville Dollhouse (1996)
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Amityville 8
The Amityville Dollhouse
Amityville Dollhouse: Evil Never Dies
Amityville: Dollhouse
Amitivilski Užas 8: Kucica za Lutke [Serbian]
Amitvyille 8: La Casa de las Muñecas [Spanish]
Amitvyille: La Casa de las Muñecas [Spanish]
Amityville - Das Böse Stirbt Nie [German]
Amityville - Tollhaus [German]
Amityville 8 - A Casa de Bonecas [Portuguese]
Amityville 8: A Casa Maldita [Portuguese]
Amityville 8: Ördögi Játék [Hungarian]
Amityville: Drzwi do Piekla [Polish]
Amityville: La Maison de Poupées [French]
Casa de Muñecas [Spanish]
Casa de Muñecas (Amityville) [Spanish]
A Casa Maldita [Portuguese]
La Casa de Muñecas de Amityville [Spanish]
To Kouklospito tou Diavolou [Greek]
Tagline(s): | The Amityville Horror Has a New Address... |
| Home Is Where the Horror Is... |
| Hell Has Found a New Home. |
| Evil Never Dies...as the Terrifying AMITYVILLE Saga Takes a New Turn. |
| The Biggest Name in Horror Comes Home. |
| The Gate of Hell Is Open! |
| Evil Never Dies. |
| Evil Finds a New Home. |
Nomination Year: 2005
SYNOPSIS: Boy, you'd think that with a title like
Amityville Dollhouse, the film would be really cheesy and really exciting. Well, it wasn't. True, the premise is horrible, but the dollhouse doesn't do much more than light up as weird things happen. I guess we couldn't have asked for much more.
In any case, this widower architect with a teenage boy and a younger girl remarries this hot woman with a creepy, nerdy boy of her own. The Brady Bunch they're not, because everyone seems to hate everyone else. But he's built them a nice house on the site of where another nice house burnt down, leaving only the eerie shed out back. In that shed, they find a beautiful dollhouse. Dad cleans it up and gives it to his daughter (since her real present got mysteriously run over -- in the garage -- by the parked car). Strange, deadly supernatural hijinx ensue, including several racy scenes where we're supposed to believe that the Evil is making the stepmom hot for her new stepson.
In the end, the family finds the source of the evil and attempts to destroy the dollhouse, only to end up destroying the REAL house as well (since whatever happens in one, happens in the other, you see). All in all, disappointing.
Bryan Cassidy
Smithee Award Nominations
Stupidest-Looking Monster |
In the Netherworld of the Evil Dollhouse Some really Inane Dialogue and some Even Stupider-Looking Monsters.
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Acting Appropriately Stupid |
Did I Kill It? The Evil Wasp has come to life and is flying around. The son's going to smash it -- but he uses the hollow box, then he LIFTS it to see. Of course, he gets clobbered. You just can't teach these kids today -- everything's in one ear and out the other.
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"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'" |
Creepy =/= Sexy Let's get drunk and have sex in the creepy haunted shed among the dead bug collection, baby! And it reeks, too! Bonus!
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Directors
Director |
Claim to Fame |
Steve White |
This is his only director's credit (go
figure) but he Produced a lot...of
crap. Okay, Devil's
Advocate wasn't
complete crap. |
Cast
Actor |
Character |
Claim to Fame |
Robin Thomas |
Bill Martin |
NOT the frontman for Matchbox 20. Quite
a few credits, many '90s TV, like Jake
Lowenstein
on "Murphy Brown," Prosecutor Burton
Hawkins on
"Matlock," Geoffrey Wells on "Who's the
Boss?" and Paul
Kellogg on "The Mommies." He is also
Graham Winslow in the
Murder 101 franchise. |
Starr Andreeff |
Claire Martin |
Jodi Hurtz in Dance of the
Damned, Legs in Driving Me
Crazy, and Misty in Men
Seeking Women, she plays a lot
of vampiresses for some reason. Her
IMDb.com photo is just a literal star. |
Allen Cutler |
Todd Martin |
Doug on "Charmed" (the later series) and
Casey Exstead on "The Division." |
Rachel Duncan |
Jessica Martin |
NOT the self-aware clone on "Orphan
Black," but a child actress who played
Mary Sue
Torkelson on "The Torkelsons" and its
spinoff "Almost Home." And, sadly,
this. |
Jarrett Lennon |
Jimmy Martin |
Joey in '87's Dennis the
Menace; Ludlow Tortelli (one of
Carla's brood) on "Cheers;" Croyce on
"Grounded for Life," and the uncredited
voice of Lorenzo in Lorenzo's
Oil. |
Franc Ross |
Tobias |
Ira on "Breaking Bad" and "Better Call
Saul," he also held a lot of bit parts
on sci-fi TV,
including "ST: Enterprise," "Sliders,"
"Charmed," "Buffy," "Firefly," "Heroes," and
others. |
Lenore Kasdorf |
Aunt Maria |
A veteran of the small screen, played
in many soaps, cop dramas, and sci-fi
programs. Perhaps best known as
Caroline Wilson Lockridge on "Santa
Barbara," was also Mrs. Rico in
Starship Troopers and Beth
Fox on "Coach." |
Lisa Robin Kelly |
Dana |
Laurie Forman on "That '70s Show."
Tragically died in rehab at the age of
43. |
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