Nomination Year: 2006

SYNOPSIS: James Tucker (David Heavener) is a psychiatric officer on the police force. He's also a psychotic officer on the police force. He wears the same pair of long underwear for days at a time. He sleeps in the bathtub. And he has a gun.

It's the future. Guns are now illegal. The cops are armed with tranquilizer-dart-shooting "stingers," which are typically good enough to take a criminal down with a single shot. But criminals are showing up on the street now, hopped up on a drug which counteracts the stingers. And someone is killing blonde upper-class women. Could there be a connection?

This film was not only written and directed by its star, he also produced it and scored the music.

Smithee Award Nominations

"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
How NOT To Treat Volatile Chemicals The bad guy is shot with stingers, shot with bullets, and finally his package is blown up, and he's set merrily ablaze.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

"Whoops!"
No Wonder She Can't Keep It Locked The car door locks are clearly different between close-up and long shot. And then as she runs away, the screen goes black for a second.	Sorry, this clip has not yet been made available!

Directors

Director	Claim to Fame
David Heavener	martial arist, writer, actor, director, producer, and composer of Christian music -- you know what they say about jacks of all trades?

Cast

Actor	Character	Claim to Fame
David Heavener	<Not Yet in Database>	Not only an actor, writer, director, and a martial artist, he also composes and performs Christian music.
Erik Estrada	<Not Yet in Database>	"Ponch" on "C.Hi.P.s." Then became a Z- Movie actor.
Shannon Tweed	<Not Yet in Database>	Ex-porn star who is now the queen of, well, soft-core porn
David Campbell	<Not Yet in Database>
Jim Brown	<Not Yet in Database>	ex-NFL running back, considered by many to be the greatest ever -- also the greatest player in the history of collegiate lacrosse
James Van Patten	<Not Yet in Database>
Karen Black	<Not Yet in Database>	From Easy Rider to Stripping For Jesus, she has a long and varied movie career. Was Rayette in Five Easy Pieces; Myrtle Wilson in The Great Gatsby (1974); and Mother Firefly in House of 1000 Corpses. Was in many, many a Smithee- level film; a true scream queen after our own hearts.
Don Stroud	<Not Yet in Database>	Weirdly sorta-famous, he is rhe younger son of vaudeville great Clarence Stroud (of the Stroud Twins) and singer Ann McCormack, who toured the world with Frank Sinatra. He grew up on Waikiki Beach under the watchful eyes of such mentors as Blackout, Mud, Buckshot, Rabbit and Steamboat. Which explains a lot. Was Heller in License to Kill; Sheriff Bill Sharp in Django Unchained; Father Bolen in the O.G. The Amityville Horror; and Jesse in The Buddy Holly Story.

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