The Girl and the Geek (1964)
Passion in the Sun
Passion of the Sun

Nomination Year: 2007
SYNOPSIS:  A geek escapes from a derelict circus. We'll see him about an hour later.

An exotic dancer is kidnapped by some Cubans (or something). There is a mysterious briefcase involved. The Cubans fight. One Cuban kills the other. The dancer hits the surviving Cuban with the briefcase, and runs away in her underwear, briefcase in tow.

She runs in her underwear. He follows. The cops are on his tail.

She runs in her underwear. He follows. The cops are on his tail.

She runs in her underwear. He follows. The cops are on his tail.

She runs in her underwear. He follows. The cops are on his tail.

She runs in her -- yes, it's this exciting.

She is late to work, so they have to start the exotic dancing without her.

She pauses to take a swim.

The cops give up looking.

The geek shows up and kills the Cuban, but then takes up chasing our heroine. She runs to a nearby derelict circus. The geek chases her. She climbs into a car on a roller coaster. The geek starts it up, and moves to head her off. The coaster car hits the geek and knocks him off the coaster, killing him. The cops show up to recover the briefcase. Our heroine does a dance for the cops to show her gratitude. The End. You're welcome.

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"Kidnapped?!" Boobies!
The concierge of the gentleman's club (the Sans Souci) takes a call. He looks startled. "Kidnapped?!" he says out loud.

Cut to: topless and naked women doing their makeup in the dressing room. "Kidnapped?!" they repeat. They continue to apply their makeup for minutes and minutes.

Then back to the movie.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Dale Berry  
Mike Butts  
Rain Drop ...she kept falling on my head.... 
Director Claim to Fame
Dale Berry yep, the same one who acted in the film 

Kevin Hogan

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