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"And What's That Scraping Sound?" Car one has wrecked and the spinning tire is making grinding
noises. Driver of car two hangs around and finally says, "Where's
the other car?"
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Jim Brown is Slaughter! The back is very much like Moontrap. It's a blatant
biography -- a bunch of press clippings held together by a thin glue of plot
description. Key quotes: "El Mucho Macho" (Interview), "Slick values and
direction" (Variety), "Appropriately Titled" (New York Daily News).
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| "Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw" | |
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Pre-Emptive Strike We thought asking for a restaurant was scant cause for an ass-whupping? This guy just says "hi." POW! Out the window, and into the swimming pool.
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 Acting Appropriately Stupid |
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When Not To Use the N-Word Slaughter runs another guy off the road. Slaughter: "Who killed my family?" Other Guy: "Me. Now get me out of this car wreck, you stupid nigger!" Slaughter decides to set the leaking gas on fire, instead. BOOM! |
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| Director | Claim to Fame |
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 Jack Starrett |
also directed the blaxploitation classic Cleopatra Jones |
| Actor | Character | Claim to Fame |
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| Jim Brown |
<Not Yet in Database> | ex-NFL running back, considered by many to be the greatest ever -- also the greatest player in the history of collegiate lacrosse |
 Stella Stevens |
<Not Yet in Database> | She was born in Hot Coffee, Mississippi. Was famously Linda Rogo in The Poseidon Adventure and Stella Purdy in The Nutty Professor. The originals. Phyllis Blake on "Santa Barbara." And (my fave) the title role in The Granny. |
| Rip Torn |
<Not Yet in Database> | born Elmore Rual Torn, Jr; not the confetti guy (Rip Taylor) |
 Cameron Mitchell |
<Not Yet in Database> | A preacher's son, he chose a darker path for his life. Playing bit parts on TV in the '70s and '80s. |
| Robert Phillips |
<Not Yet in Database> | bodyguard for Adlai Stevenson |
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