Ninja Kill (1987)
Nomination Year: 2008
SYNOPSIS: Another fine example of Caucasian ninjas in goofy ninja costumes spliced into an otherwise unexceptional Asian martial arts film. A ninjer film.
In a story "by AAV Creative Unit," Richard Harrison (as Ninja Master Gordon) challenges the evil ninjas (lead by mastermind Stuart) in order to keep them from killing some Senators (as we all know, ninjers can never refuse a challenge). Meanwhile, some asian martial artists attempt to defuse an assassination plot on a mayoral candidate by the other mayoral candidate. They fail to stop the assassination, but they do manage to capture the candidate who arranged it all. All this, and several scenes with background music liberallystolen from sounding like Art Of Noise.
In a story "by AAV Creative Unit," Richard Harrison (as Ninja Master Gordon) challenges the evil ninjas (lead by mastermind Stuart) in order to keep them from killing some Senators (as we all know, ninjers can never refuse a challenge). Meanwhile, some asian martial artists attempt to defuse an assassination plot on a mayoral candidate by the other mayoral candidate. They fail to stop the assassination, but they do manage to capture the candidate who arranged it all. All this, and several scenes with background music liberally
Kevin Hogan