Cyborg 2 (1993)
Cyborg 2: Perfección Humana
Cyborg 2: Üvegárnyék
Cyborg II
Cyborg II (La Sombra de Cristal)
Cyborg^2
Glass Shadow

Nomination Year: 2007
SYNOPSIS:  In a cyberpunk future, all menial work is done by cyborgs manufactured by one of two mega-corporations. The American megacorp outfits sex droid Cash (Angelina Jolie in her first role) as a living bomb to destroy their Japanese rivals. Naturally, she develops free will and flees through a ruined city with the aid of her human boyfriend Colt and cryptic messages from Jack Palance's mouth, which appears on any TV screen she passes.

Most Ludicrous Premise

"If God Didn't Make You, Pinwheel Did"
Take out your corporate rivals with an exploding sex droid. It has infinite possibilities. At least, for values of infinite equal to 1.

"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"

The Big Bang, Indeed
As any engineer can tell you, it's important that any new product be tested to destruction. Better get lots of window cleaner!

Deus Ex Machina

The Oldest Trick in the Book
After having his throat cut by a knife thrown by Cash, the falling guard's gun goes off, and takes out his entire squad.

Actors/Directors of Note
Actor Claim to Fame
Elias Koteas "Casey Jones" in the first batch of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movies 
Angelina Jolie daughter of actor Jon Voight, and frequent tabloid fodder 
Jack Palance Gravelly tough-guy through and through 
Billy Drago took his mother's last name professionally because there was already a SAG member called "Bill Burrows" 
Ric Young  
Sven-Ole Thorsen also credited as Sven Ole-Thorsen ... as though hyphen placement is optional 
Director Claim to Fame
Michael Schroeder wrote Cyborg 2 

Greg Pearson

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