Deathstalker (1983)
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(Foreign Titles)
Nomination Year: 2009
SYNOPSIS: More of a "Deathwanderer," really. In a movie full of non-sympathetic characters, our barbarian protagonist fits right in. The miniscule plot consists of the following: Deathstalker is a barbarian. He fights people, and things. He has sex with women. He ends up at a great contest of warriors. He wins the contest, and destroys the magic items belonging to the evil wizard who staged the contest. To paraphrase Matt, the plot consisted pretty much entirely of (a) leather, and (b) breasts comma naked.
Kevin Hogan