SYNOPSIS: An evil cult leader is recruiting vulnerable rich kids to
his private island, getting them to sign over their inheritances to
him, then killing them. That's okay until they target a senator's
daughter -- then it's time to assemble a team of martial artists
to take down the cult. First off, we need to introduce each
member of the team in a pointless martial arts fight that has
nothing to do with the plot. Once that's out of the way, it's
time to head off to the island with the senator in tow, to beat
up some cultists and try to find a good steak.
Greg Pearson
Smithee Award Nominations
"Cutting Butter With A Chainsaw"
A-bomb-in-a-bull!
The bad guy lets an angry bull loose into a maze with our hero. There's a lot of running in circles, until.... Let's just say that a lightbulb, a throwing star, and several barrels of gasoline figure prominently.
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"Let's Up The Rating To 'R'"
Intense Nudity
Our hero heroically sneaks past...a tent full of naked women.
Robert Clouse
Richard Norton
Keith Vitali
