Yet the show must go on -- and we have the stones for it!
I am Smithee, the Mad Allen, wielder and Host of the Insanity Gauntlet, an event known colloquially as the one-and-only, original Smithee Awards! The Smith-ka-teers and I welcome you once again to the ceremony dedicated to the freakish world of Bad Movies -- a universe vastly overpopulated. Help cull it down to size by voting for your favorite of 5 (unintentionally) hilarious clips in each of the 18 (intentionally) outlandish categories, including: Most Ludicrous Premise, Worst Science, "Cutting Butter with a Chainsaw," Stupidest-Looking Monster, "Let's up the Rating to 'R'," and, of course, Worst Acting and Worst Picture. Each clip is a cinematic gem, embodying the very essence of what not to do when making a movie...and you decide the survivors! Plus, you'll want to be there for the unique random prize giveaways!
So dust off a seat and come join us for THE 28th ANNUAL SMITHEE AWARDS, taking place at Origins Game Fair: Friday June 14th at 7pm until about midnight in Union Station Ballroom B!
(Hey, has anyone seen that insect-riding shrinking guy around anywhere?)
Pick our brains! Click on a seat above for personal Smith-ka-teer reviews!