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With all the horrible movies out there, we Smith-ka-teers™ could have stretched this year's Smithee Awards into three ceremonies...but since we don’t make any money off this thing, we decided to keep it to the usual, approximately 5-hour-long ordeal. That is, if "usual" can be applied to the Smithees: Imagine five so-Bad-they're-awesome film clips vying for supremacy in each of 19 weird and wonderful categories!

  • There will be impossible escapes (aka Deus ex Machina)--but they doubtless won't be during a crazy waterborne battle atop careening kegs.
  • There will be continuity errors (aka "Whoops!")--but unlikely because squads of creatures known to be repelled by sunlight are on the hunt at high noon.
  • There will be disbelief (aka "WHAT?!")--but it won't necessarily be from someone surfing a river of molten metal.
  • There will be foolhardiness (aka Acting Appropriately Stupid)--but perhaps not due to the allegedly wisest person in the realm deciding to single-handedly infiltrate the omnipotent enemy's citadel.

And there will be tears--but probably not from the guy to your left, the strident fan of the original source material who's quietly sobbing into his popcorn. This source material has no fans, strident or otherwise.

So join us at the Origins Game Fair on Friday, June 13th (Coincidence? I think not!) in Terrace Ballroom 5, from 7:00pm until about midnight, for THE 23rd ANNUAL SMITHEE AWARDS! Come and go as you please.

And bring your friends. They'll thank you for draggin' them along.

-Bryan Cassidy
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Smithee XXIII! Ai yi yi!
It's 2014, and in a few short weeks the Smithee XXIII tour starts. Oh yes, Smitheeites, we’re back, we’re bold, we’re simply having a wonderful Christmas time! Wait…wrong season. In the interim, please browse these fine locations soon to be hosting a Smithee XXIII ceremony near you:

March 28-30 ConBust
(most likely) Friday, March 28th, 7pm
106 Seeley Hall
Northampton, Massachusetts

April 19
Ann Arbor, Michigan
7pm, 1800 Chem Building

May 2-4 Penguicon
Precise date and time TBD
Precise room TDB
Southfield, Michigan

June 11-15 Origins Game Fair
(almost assuredly) Friday, June 13th. 7pm to Midnight
Somewheres in
Columbus, Ohio

--Kevin Hogan
Your Bad Snack Enabler

Steins and T-Shirts and Mugs -- Oh, My!
And tote-bags, too! At long last, we have a version of the long-awaited T-Shirt storefront! A selection of Smithee Awards merchandise is ready for your perusing and purchasing pleasure right here at CafePress. Choose from a variety of items--such as T's, sweats, mugs, tank-tops, jerseys, track suits, and more--in a variety of styles, all emblazoned with a new, snazzy, and stylized logo cooked up by our own Matthew Quirk. Now you, too, can wear the same shirts as the Smith-ka-teers (well, perhaps not the same ones, although some of us might let you) and join us as we yell, "I Stayed Up To Watch The End of THIS?"

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