You know you want it: It's the 24th Anal—ANNUAL (I meant annual)—Smithee Awards!
The Smith-ka-teers submit to you have returned with an all-new riding crop (stop that) of scandalously Bad movies, subject to your approval. The ceremony contains 69 NINETEEN outlandish categories—but it's the voting audience who has total control over the wein (cut it out!) winners. YOU decide which of the five so-bad-they're-hilarious clips beats the others ends up on top in such categories as Most Ludicrous Premise, The Oblivious Award, "Wanna Run That By Me Again?", "Cutting Butter with a Chainsaw," and Worst Picture. [Not to mention "Let's Up the Rating to 'R.'"] You’ll have a ball at an evening chock-full of gags jokes, prize giveaways, and film clips so outrageous they’ll bring you to your knees!
It’s all going down happening at the venues and dates listed below. It lasts about five hours [you wish] (quit it!), so you can come whenever you please, as many times as you like [that’s what she said] (grr!). And be sure to rope in bring along lots of your friends; it’s more fun that way.
Mr. Smithee will see you now then.
The Smithee Awards 2015 “World Tour” Dates
March 27 - Friday: 7pm - Midnightish
ConBust – Smith College, MA
April 11 – Saturday: 7pm – Midnightish
Ann Arbor Smithee Show
1800 Chem Building
April 24-27 – Date TBD
Penguicon – Southfield, MI
June 5 – Friday: 7pm – Midnightish
Origins 2015 – Columbus, OH
Greater Columbus Convention Center
Terrace Ballroom 3
Steins and T-Shirts and Mugs -- Oh, My!
And tote-bags, too! At long last, we have a version of the long-awaited T-Shirt storefront! A selection of Smithee Awards merchandise is ready for your perusing and purchasing pleasure right here at CafePress. Choose from a variety of items--such as T's, sweats, mugs, tank-tops, jerseys, track suits, and more--in a variety of styles, all emblazoned with a new, snazzy, and stylized logo cooked up by our own Matthew Quirk. Now you, too, can wear the same shirts as the Smith-ka-teers (well, perhaps not the same ones, although some of us might let you) and join us as we yell, "I Stayed Up To Watch The End of THIS?"
Pick our brains! Click on a seat above for personal Smith-ka-teer reviews!